leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy so when he grows up, he’ll know the value of things, not the price.
(via asdfghjkllove)

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everyscartellsast0ry:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mechafaux:

iveechan:

*screams*

I WANT TO HUG HIS BIG FLUFFY HEAD FOREVERRRr

He’s all ‘HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET A DOG INSIDE THIS MACHINE’

i want this puppyyyyy c: so cute

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discovers:

that the main reason why I am single is because I didn’t send that chain message when I was 12

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